Just before I was deployed to Iraq, I sat my seven-year-old son down and broke the news to him.
“I’m going to be away for a long time,” I told him. “I’m going to Iraq.”
“Why?” he asked. “Don’t you know there’s a war going on over there?”
The fisherman was married to a beautiful mermaid, guess how they met?
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Recently, a group of art experts were studying the Mona Lisa.
Gradually, one by one, they all started sneezing. Some of them had watery eyes and some had a high fever.
It turned out that they had all contracted the extremely mysterious Da Vinci Cold.
A computer geek is walking at the park when he sees a frog who starts talking.
“If you kiss me”, the frog says, “I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and marry you.”
The geek smiles and pockets the frog.
“Did you hear me?” asks the frog. “A beautiful princess? Marry you?”
“Look,” says the geek, “I haven’t got time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog - now that’s cool.”
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Because he had no guts!
English phrase Chinese Interpretation
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It’s very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to “Macarena”? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Yu stin ki pu
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