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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately leaps into motion. It gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune…. Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

A beautiful female college student has an exam the next day. Knowing that she will fail, she went to her professor’s office.

“Professor, I would do anything to pass this exam,” she said, “Anything you want.”

Upon saying this, she looked at the professor seductively and starts unbuttoning the first button of her shirt.

“Anything?”, the professor asked.

“Yes, ANYTHING!” was her reply.

She then unbutton-ed the second button of her shirt.

“Well…”, the professor muttered.

She flipped her hair back and unbutton-ed her third button.

The professor whispers, “Really anything?”

She smiles seductively, “Yes, anything you want…any…thing..*pant* *pant*”

The professor gazed into her eyes and whispered, “Would you…..study?”